In Theaters: March 30th, 2012
Runtime: 1 hour 39 minutes (99 minutes)
Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of fantasy violence and action.
Amazing
3d
Effect,
But
Fails
To
Deliver!
A decade after his heroic defeat of the monstrous Kraken, Perseus (Worthington) --the demigod son of Zeus (Neeson)--is attempting to live a quieter life as a village fisherman and the sole parent to his 10-year old son, Helius. Meanwhile, a struggle for supremacy rages between the gods and the Titans. Dangerously weakened by humanity's lack of devotion, the gods are losing control of the imprisoned Titans and their ferocious leader, Kronos, father of the long-ruling brothers Zeus, Hades (Fiennes) and Poseidon (Danny Huston). The triumvirate had overthrown their powerful father long ago, leaving him to rot in the gloomy abyss of Tartarus, a dungeon that lies deep within the cavernous underworld. Perseus cannot ignore his true calling when Hades, along with Zeus' godly son, Ares (Edgar Ramirez), switch loyalties and make a deal with Kronos to capture Zeus. The Titans' strength grows stronger as Zeus' remaining godly powers are siphoned, and hell is unleashed on earth. Enlisting the help of the warrior Queen Andromeda (Rosamund Pike), Poseidon's demigod son, Argenor (Toby Kebbell), and fallen god Hephaestus (Bill Nighy), Perseus bravely embarks on a treacherous quest into the underworld to rescue Zeus, overthrow the Titans and save mankind.
This feeble followup to 2010's godawful Clash of the Titans sucketh the mighty big one.
Critic Score: 1/4
Worthington remains a distinctly humourless hero, which makes you long for the likes of a prime-time Harrison Ford or Arnold Schwarzenegger, who knew how to make a fondue out of cheese.
Critic Score: 2/4
At least it doesn't take itself too seriously.
Critic Score: 2.5/5
While the special effects are sharper than in Clash of the Titans, the dialogue is equally uninspired.
Critic Score: 2.5/5
This is pure product, a movie desperately without energy or enthusiasm of any kind.
Critic Score: 2.5/5
There's little about this picture to really endear the viewer after the whole thing wraps. That said, while it's happening, the sensationalism is, well, pretty sensational
Critic Score: 3/5
For those with a burning curiosity to know how The Lord of the Rings as directed by Michael Bay might look, Wrath of the Titans provides an idea.
Critic Score: 2/4
What it lacks are the very elements that made the first movie such a surprise: wit and nerve.
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