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Scary Movie 5

MPAA Rating: PG-13

Runtime: 1 hour 25 minutes (85 minutes)

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, language, some drug material, partial nudity, comic violence and gore.

Genres: Comedy, Horror, Mystery, Suspense







1 out of 5

Scary Movie 5 Review

What's Good:
Very few parody scenes are at-least worth watching.... by 'Very Few', we mean very very few!
What's Bad:
Many weird scenes which do not at all fit in the parody genre... 'Scary Movie 5' is the worst of the once upon a time, successful parody franchisee.
A critic rightly said it 'Scary Movie 5 must be some kind of psychological experiment. Perhaps the filmmakers sat in a lab, rubbing their temples while wondering aloud how awful they could make a movie and still score at the box office.'
Watch or Not:
Watch it if you want to forcibly spook yourself, and would love some unconventional plot at the cost of disappointing acts.

Audience Ratings for Scary Movie 5

180 Ratings
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Plot Summary

In Scary Movie 5, happily married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their newborn baby Aiden home from the hospital. But when the chaos expands into Jody's job as a ballet dancer and Dan's career as an Ape researcher, they realize they're family is being stalked by a nefarious demon. Together, with the advice of certified experts and the aid of numerous cameras, they must figure out how to get rid of it before it's too late.

Critics Reviews for Scary Movie 5

0 Critics like this movie.
Reviews Counted: 10 | Positive Review: 0 | Negative Review: 10 | Average Rating: 1.2/5

It's supposed to be funny, but you'd have an easier time reading a zombie's pulse than you would finding a single good laugh ...
Critic Score: 1/4

April 14, 2013 Full Review
Peter Howell
Peter Howell
Toronto Star

For the art-house crowd, who may, I suppose, stumble drunk into the wrong theater after too much Chardonnay, there are nods to Black Swan and 127 Hours.
Critic Score: 2.5/5

April 13, 2013 Full Review
Amy Nicholson
Los Angeles Times

A film composed almost entirely of jokes that were much funnier when you read them on Twitter years ago.
Critic Score: D

April 12, 2013 Full Review
Darren Franich
Entertainment Weekly

Like so much of this whole series, the mere mention of a familiar pop culture figure or title is supposed to be hilarious.
Critic Score: 1/5

April 12, 2013 Full Review
Joe Neumaier
Joe Neumaier
New York Daily News

Scary Movie 5 must be some kind of psychological experiment. Perhaps the filmmakers sat in a lab, rubbing their temples while wondering aloud how awful they could make a movie and still score at the box office.
Critic Score: 0/4

April 12, 2013 Full Review
Stephanie Merry
Washington Post

A hate crime against cinema, a ringing indictment of the depths commercialism will go to in search of the lowest common denominator.
Critic Score: .5/10

April 12, 2013 Full Review
Laremy Legel
Laremy Legel

You know that friend of yours, the one who can't tell even the simplest joke? Watching him struggle for 85 minutes would still be funnier than this movie.

April 12, 2013 Full Review
Rafer Guzman
Rafer Guzman

[A] numbingly inane if cheerfully up-to-the-minute new entry in a franchise presumed to have breathed its last seven years ago.

April 12, 2013 Full Review
Justin Chang
Justin Chang

Put it this way, there's a spoof of "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" in which gorillas throw their feces at the wall to see if it sticks, and you can't help wondering if this is actual documentary footage of the script meetings.
Critic Score: 1/4

April 12, 2013 Full Review
Kyle Smith
Kyle Smith
New York Post

Spoofing movies ranging from Black Swan to Mama to Paranormal Activity, this installment of the profitable series is woefully, painfully unfunny.

April 12, 2013 Full Review
Frank Scheck
Hollywood Reporter

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